Suri Cruise Paparazzi

Once again Suri Cruise is proving why she is Hollywood's #1 Tot according to Forbe's. Look how the little darling knows how to work the paparzzi in those shots! Even Tom Cruise admits some of the paparazzi pictures are incredible according to Splash News Online.
In fact Suri's "daddy" Tom Cruise opened up a little more about her to Hello!.
"Suri's very much like her mother," reveals the Valkyrie star, who celebrated his second wedding anniversary with Katie this month. "She's open and sunny, just like her Mom is, but she's also very determined.""She's very much a girl, and will not wear trousers, for instance, only dresses," he adds. "I put a pair of trousers on her and turn and leave the room and straight away the trousers are off and a dress is on instead."
I wonder if he means by determined that they do what he wants them to and have minds of their own??? But at least now we know why we always see little Suri in expensive little dresses and not in pants.

Michael Jackson's Super Delicious Gravy Diet

If there's one thing we've always said about Michael Jackson, it's that he knows how to celebrate. Around Halloween time there were always stories about Neverland getting all decked out, complete with an over-the-top haunted house where neighborhood boys would enter a super spooky darkened room and get the pants literally scared off of them by prodding hands attached to hidden bodies. There was even a hand-painted sign outside decreeing "No Girls Allowed" with a backwards R, just like a super secret clubhouse that you never, ever tell anyone about. Especially cops or your parents. And now, just in time for Thanksgiving, Jacko is getting in the holiday spirit by adhering to a gravy diet. Festive. Reports our own Pilgrim gossip guide, FemaleFirst:
Michael Jackson is said to be living on a diet of gravy, painkillers and biscuits.The cash-strapped star - who settled a £4.7 million court case against Sheikh Abdulla Al-Khalifa at the weekend - is apparently surviving on the bizarre diet after his spending habits spiralled out of control.Jackson's financial woes are said to be a result of him blowing £1 billion on luxuries such as a Ferrari car and the entire stock from antiques shops and comic book stores he has visited.Sources close to the 'Thriller' singer say he is a "millionaire who lives like a billionaire".However, the 50-year-old's family lawyer Brian Oxman insists the star is in excellent health and is not struggling financially
He said: "Michael is in excellent financial shape. We should all be so fortunate to have his problems."He lives a pretty simple lifestyle these days. The extravagances are in the past. He is very low-key, but he is happy and doing well."

Britney Spears on cover of "Rolling Stone"

We figured we needed something gentle to the eye to balance out the Heidi and Spencer and the vision of a bloated, glue-white Michael Jackson lying with his barber shop pole penis hanging loose, drinking gravy with a straw like it was a scorpion bowl at Madame Wong's. So here's Britney Spears on the cover of next month's Rolling Stone. Yeah, if you'd have told us a year ago that we'd be posting a modern picture of Britney to titillate, we would have fallen off our chair. Then again, with the distressed stonewash jeans, the promise of Drew Barrymore, Mickey Rourke, and Biggie Smalls on the cover, and the fact that it's Rolling Stone, it may as well be the 1990s.

Amy Winehouse does Amy Winehouse-like stuff

She's bankrupted several small to medium sized South American countries due to her insatiable hunger for opiates, yet Amy Winehouse keeps going. She's like the Energizer Bunny of crack. Except instead of being covered in cute pink fuzz, she's covered in weeping chancres, and instead of carrying a large drum, she carries a glass pipe that she clanks against a frosty mug of beer, baring her terrifying chops to scream, "Barkeep! Bring me anovver, luv! And this toime, put some ketamine in it!" OK, similes over, the lady went to the hospital on Sunday. Go tell it on the mountain, Yeah!

Madonna & Guy Make It Official

Guy Ritchie and Madonna's marriage came to an official end in the High Court of London courtroom this morning. Neither "Ciccone ML" or "Ritchie GS" actually showed up in person for the proceedings, but Madonna had drinks with ex-husband Sean Penn on Wednesday night, possibly as part of an early celebration. [People, The Sun, P6]

"Stargate" Actor Victim of Brutal Attack

One of the stars of "Stargate: Atlantis" got his face ripped open in a ferocious bar fight -- and now the man who allegedly did the attacking has officially been charged with a crime.Jason Momoa, who appeared on shows like "Baywatch" and "Stargate: Atlantis" received 140 stitches after Dominic Bando allegedly cracked him in the face with a pint glass at a West Hollywood cafe last week. Cops say the whole thing escalated after "a verbal altercation" earlier in the night.Now the Los Angeles County D.A. has charged Bando with assault with a deadly weapon causing great bodily injury. Momoa -- Lisa Bonet's baby daddy -- needed reconstructive surgery to fix his face.Bando, who was already on probation for after he was convicted of gun charges in March, will be arraigned December 10. He could get up to seven years in state prison

Refurbished Britney Unveiled

With her hair, face, body and outfit looking the best they have in years -- YEARS!!! -- Britney Spears proved she may have actually exorcised all of her demons.Papa Spears let the new and improved 26-year-old rehabilitated mother of two out of the house to attend a private, "beautiful fans only" screening of her new MTV documentary.Ding dang! Looks like she really is back, y'all!

Zac Efron to Self: Damn, I Look Good

Photographers caught Zac Efron getting checked out by his biggest fan ... himself. OMG! I'm so hot!

The 21-year-old man-shagged stud couldn't resist catching a glimpse of his teen idol beauty, as he strutted past an SUV on the Disney Studios lot in Burbank on Thursday.Hey, if you spent three hours putting an outfit together to look like you just threw it on, you'd want peeps to notice your hard work, too -- even if it's just yourself.

HOLLY TALKS ABOUT HEF

Hollyscoop.com caught up with Holly Madison from "Girls next door" and got the scoop on breaking up whith Huh Hefner, moving out of the Playboy Mansion her thoughts on Hef's new girlfriends 19-years old.

Jen Garner Fears for Safety

Jennifer Garner has obtained a court order protecting herself from a man she believes is endangering her family.TMZ has obtained docs ordering Steven Burky to stay clear of Garner -- no contact whatsoever. In her declaration, Garner says "Mr. Burky has been stalking and harassing me," sending "packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country ..."Garner says Burky has been harassing her since 2002, but in the last year "his obsessive and harassing behavior has escalated to the point of becoming dangerous and threatening."

Garner says Burky has shown up at her home and said, "God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death."Garner says she fears for herself, husband Ben Affleck and daughter Violet. She also says "I am currently pregnant and fear for the safety of my second child once born."Burky has written a blog called Satanic Panic, asking, "Are multitudes of adults resorting to human sacrifices and then repressing this information from fear of Christ..."A judge issued a temporary restraining order earlier this month. There's a hearing tomorrow to make the order permanent.Garner's security guy, Dennis Bridwell, also submitted a declaration in which he said Burky described himself as a "crazed Alias fan," once finding her at an event, giving her roses and a car that read "I love you forever" along with his contact information. Bridwell says Burky has stalked Garner around the country, adding, "Mr. Burky now represents a clear threat to Ms. Garner's life."We've learned the LAPD has taken the threat seriously and has been involved in the case.

Usher's Mom -- Driving Force in Cop Investigation

Usher's mom has danced her way into the center of a real-life police investigation -- after allegedly pulling a stiff job during the BET awards. One of the freelance limo drivers who worked for U's mama's Atlanta-based transportation company has just filed a complaint with the Dekalb County PD -- claiming she never forked over his $1,668 paycheck after he worked the awards.Dekalb County detectives are currently on the case. A rep for the company tells us, "The drivers were hired as independent contractors and are paid 30-45 days net when working on special events of the magnitude of the BET Hip Hop Awards that took place on Oct. 18th. They were hired at the recommendation of an employee who was recently terminated by JCarr and are disgruntled that their services are no longer being used by the company as a result of the unprofessional nature of the fired employee."UPDATE: Usher's mom just sent us this statement: "It's not true. The drivers were hired as independent contractors and are paid 30-45 days net when working on special events of the magnitude of the BET Hip Hop Awards ... They were hired at the recommendation of an employee who was recently terminated by JCarr and are disgruntled that their services are no longer being used by the company as a result of the unprofessional nature of the fired employee.

Amy Wino Starts Jewelry Line

Forget those yellow Livestrong rubber bracelets, the new must have celeb-endorsed trendy accessory sweeping the world are Amy Winehouse hospital wristbands. Collect all 87 of them

Kendra: Sexy Bloody Mess

Kendra Wilkinson partied it up at Mariah Carey's Halloween Eve party in NYC, looking like a sexy chick that was dragged across the concrete and kicked out of the Playboy mansion.

Wait, wasn't this supposed to be a costume party?!

My Entourage Can Beat Up Your Entourage

E from "Entourage" was on hand when a post-wedding melee broke out last Sunday. According to a heavily-redacted police report, cops responded to the scene and found several people bloodied, broken bottles throughout the area, tables flipped over and "the staff was in dire need of assistance." We're told the 50-person fight was triggered when a female guest was hit on by a dude. The woman's husband got pissed and fists began to fly. According to the police report, "each subject interviewed was heavily intoxicated, making obtaining a written sworn statement difficult."We're told Connolly, who's a high school friend of the groom, stepped in and broke up several of the fights. No arrests were made and no charges have been filed

Rachel Bilson Is Pissed Too

Rachel Bilson didn't look very happy getting snapped as her dog urinated in public yesterday
Paparazzi or not, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

El DeBarge Guilty -- Sent to El Big House

El DeBarge will spend the next two years feeling the rhythm of the night behind bars in connection with a recent drug bust in L.A.The pop star was just sentenced to two years in state prison -- starting right this second. Authorities are currently taking him to California State Prison in Lancaster where he will immediately begin his sentence.The judge decided his conduct during the drug bust earlier this month -- in which DeBarge was allegedly found with crack cocaine on his person -- was enough to violate the probation he was on from a drug case in 2007.

Britney Under Permanent Conservatorship

Lawyers in the Britney Spears conservatorship case have just asked the court commissioner to make her conservatorship permanent. And the judge said she would grant the request.The conservatorship was scheduled to end on December 31. Sources say one reason why Brit & Co. wanted to extend the conservatorship is that it makes it easier for her to regain custody of her kids -- the family law commissioner will feel more comfortable giving her added face time if there is a safety net.The conservators will now also be responsible for handling her business affairs and career opportunities.As for why they suddenly asked for a permanent conservatorship -- we're told the commish doesn't want to keep extending temporary power...that it makes more sense to make the conservatorship permanent and then just lift it when Brit is safe and sound.

Under the permanent conservatorship a medical team will oversee Britney's career to make sure what she does will not compromise her mental health. The commish said, "The conservatorship is necessary and appropriate for the complexity of financial and business entities and her being susceptible to undue influence."

Balfour Recently Busted -- Parole Not Revoked

William Balfour -- the "person of interest" in the murders of Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother, and nephew -- was arrested for drug possession earlier this year, but did not have his parole revoked. Back in June, an officer responded to a shots fired call on the same block as the Hudson family home. When the officer arrived on the scene, he came across Balfour in his car. Balfour exited the vehicle and approached the officer, who detained him. When the cop checked Balfour's car, the officer "observed in plain view a knotted baggie filled with a rock like substance."He was cited for possession of less than 15 grams of cocaine, a felony. The charges were eventually dismissed. The arrest report noted Balfour was on parole, but said "no warrant will be issued at this time."Corrections Department spokesman Derek Schnapp told the AP that officials reviewed the case but determined "the evidence that was presented during that time wouldn't have necessarily warranted a violation."Balfour is currently being held on an unrelated parole violation and he has not been officially named a suspect.

Julian`s Mom Blogs Over the Loss Of Her Child

Julia Hudson, Jennifer's sister and the mother of murdered 7-year-old Julian King, updated her MySpace page yesterday with a truly sad and depressing message.

"LETS SEE IM 29 YEARS OLD I HAVE ONE CHILD AND I'M ALWAYS BORED, I LOVE TO HAVE FUN EVEN START A LITTLE S*** HERE AND THEIR i HAVE TWO YOUNGER SIBLINGS MY SISTER IS JENNIFER HUDSON YES THE JENNIFER HUDSON AND MY BROTHER IS JASON,I GUESS IT'S TIME TO UPDATE THIS WHEN I STARTED MY MYSPACE ALL OF THE ABOVE WAS TRUE , NOW BECAUSE I CHOSE TO DO WHAT WAS NATURAL TO ME AND LOVE SOMEONE , IT COST ME MY BEAUTIFUL FAMILY MY WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL LOVING SUPPORTING MOTHER DARNELL, MY TRUE BLUE BABY BROTHER JASON , I LOVE U BIG BABY ...

PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE..SARAH PALIN?

Club Paradise in Vegas is calling all Palin imitators to shimmy and shake down the runway in their hottest eyewear tonight. Best part: First prize is $10K and a trip to exotic Washington, DC. No plans as yet have emerged for a similar John McCain-inspired show ... for the ladies.

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