Suri Cruise Paparazzi

Once again Suri Cruise is proving why she is Hollywood's #1 Tot according to Forbe's. Look how the little darling knows how to work the paparzzi in those shots! Even Tom Cruise admits some of the paparazzi pictures are incredible according to Splash News Online.
In fact Suri's "daddy" Tom Cruise opened up a little more about her to Hello!.
"Suri's very much like her mother," reveals the Valkyrie star, who celebrated his second wedding anniversary with Katie this month. "She's open and sunny, just like her Mom is, but she's also very determined.""She's very much a girl, and will not wear trousers, for instance, only dresses," he adds. "I put a pair of trousers on her and turn and leave the room and straight away the trousers are off and a dress is on instead."
I wonder if he means by determined that they do what he wants them to and have minds of their own??? But at least now we know why we always see little Suri in expensive little dresses and not in pants.

Michael Jackson's Super Delicious Gravy Diet

If there's one thing we've always said about Michael Jackson, it's that he knows how to celebrate. Around Halloween time there were always stories about Neverland getting all decked out, complete with an over-the-top haunted house where neighborhood boys would enter a super spooky darkened room and get the pants literally scared off of them by prodding hands attached to hidden bodies. There was even a hand-painted sign outside decreeing "No Girls Allowed" with a backwards R, just like a super secret clubhouse that you never, ever tell anyone about. Especially cops or your parents. And now, just in time for Thanksgiving, Jacko is getting in the holiday spirit by adhering to a gravy diet. Festive. Reports our own Pilgrim gossip guide, FemaleFirst:
Michael Jackson is said to be living on a diet of gravy, painkillers and biscuits.The cash-strapped star - who settled a £4.7 million court case against Sheikh Abdulla Al-Khalifa at the weekend - is apparently surviving on the bizarre diet after his spending habits spiralled out of control.Jackson's financial woes are said to be a result of him blowing £1 billion on luxuries such as a Ferrari car and the entire stock from antiques shops and comic book stores he has visited.Sources close to the 'Thriller' singer say he is a "millionaire who lives like a billionaire".However, the 50-year-old's family lawyer Brian Oxman insists the star is in excellent health and is not struggling financially
He said: "Michael is in excellent financial shape. We should all be so fortunate to have his problems."He lives a pretty simple lifestyle these days. The extravagances are in the past. He is very low-key, but he is happy and doing well."

Britney Spears on cover of "Rolling Stone"

We figured we needed something gentle to the eye to balance out the Heidi and Spencer and the vision of a bloated, glue-white Michael Jackson lying with his barber shop pole penis hanging loose, drinking gravy with a straw like it was a scorpion bowl at Madame Wong's. So here's Britney Spears on the cover of next month's Rolling Stone. Yeah, if you'd have told us a year ago that we'd be posting a modern picture of Britney to titillate, we would have fallen off our chair. Then again, with the distressed stonewash jeans, the promise of Drew Barrymore, Mickey Rourke, and Biggie Smalls on the cover, and the fact that it's Rolling Stone, it may as well be the 1990s.

Amy Winehouse does Amy Winehouse-like stuff

She's bankrupted several small to medium sized South American countries due to her insatiable hunger for opiates, yet Amy Winehouse keeps going. She's like the Energizer Bunny of crack. Except instead of being covered in cute pink fuzz, she's covered in weeping chancres, and instead of carrying a large drum, she carries a glass pipe that she clanks against a frosty mug of beer, baring her terrifying chops to scream, "Barkeep! Bring me anovver, luv! And this toime, put some ketamine in it!" OK, similes over, the lady went to the hospital on Sunday. Go tell it on the mountain, Yeah!

Madonna & Guy Make It Official

Guy Ritchie and Madonna's marriage came to an official end in the High Court of London courtroom this morning. Neither "Ciccone ML" or "Ritchie GS" actually showed up in person for the proceedings, but Madonna had drinks with ex-husband Sean Penn on Wednesday night, possibly as part of an early celebration. [People, The Sun, P6]

"Stargate" Actor Victim of Brutal Attack

One of the stars of "Stargate: Atlantis" got his face ripped open in a ferocious bar fight -- and now the man who allegedly did the attacking has officially been charged with a crime.Jason Momoa, who appeared on shows like "Baywatch" and "Stargate: Atlantis" received 140 stitches after Dominic Bando allegedly cracked him in the face with a pint glass at a West Hollywood cafe last week. Cops say the whole thing escalated after "a verbal altercation" earlier in the night.Now the Los Angeles County D.A. has charged Bando with assault with a deadly weapon causing great bodily injury. Momoa -- Lisa Bonet's baby daddy -- needed reconstructive surgery to fix his face.Bando, who was already on probation for after he was convicted of gun charges in March, will be arraigned December 10. He could get up to seven years in state prison

Refurbished Britney Unveiled

With her hair, face, body and outfit looking the best they have in years -- YEARS!!! -- Britney Spears proved she may have actually exorcised all of her demons.Papa Spears let the new and improved 26-year-old rehabilitated mother of two out of the house to attend a private, "beautiful fans only" screening of her new MTV documentary.Ding dang! Looks like she really is back, y'all!