martes, 25 de noviembre de 2008

Amy Winehouse does Amy Winehouse-like stuff


She's bankrupted several small to medium sized South American countries due to her insatiable hunger for opiates, yet Amy Winehouse keeps going. She's like the Energizer Bunny of crack. Except instead of being covered in cute pink fuzz, she's covered in weeping chancres, and instead of carrying a large drum, she carries a glass pipe that she clanks against a frosty mug of beer, baring her terrifying chops to scream, "Barkeep! Bring me anovver, luv! And this toime, put some ketamine in it!" OK, similes over, the lady went to the hospital on Sunday. Go tell it on the mountain, Yeah!

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